First, Godiva makes sugar free chocolate. Rock on Godiva!!
Second, said sugar free chocolate is actually quite tasty.
Third, when combining said sugar free chocolate with a nice large decaf coffee, the results would make the roto-rooter man upchuck. Sorry. They aren't joking when they put that little warning on the back of sugar free stuff that says "Eating large quantities my induce a laxitive like effect."
Fourth, Godiva needs to package their sugar free chocolate in smaller chunks. I swear, I didn't think I ate enough to cause that much of a pain in my ass.