Jim: I've got this big zit on my face. I need to get some of that crap to put on it (rummages around medicine cabinet)
Natalie: Have some? Crap?
Jim: Oh crrrrrr...er...ohhhhh nooooo.
Natalie: (increasingly whiney) Have some? Have some? Crap? Pease?
Me: (unable to talk due to tears running down cheeks and being doubled over in laughter)